Have I kept you waiting for long enough? That's great. Glad to hear it. Uh huh. So, what happens when the moon decides it wants to take a holiday? Think about that next time instead of coming to read this.
(Will you ever find so bitter and/or hostile blog, at least as far as antagonism towards its potential readers is concerned? Probably. I don't even want to put in the effort to supplant that guy.)